Friday 30 May 2014

Your Celebrity Crush

Now this thread is just for us to talk about who your celebrity crush is and any weird thing you've had to do cause of him or her.
Let me go first. He's the finest bobo on the super eagles team. I don't need mention his name. He's an oyinbo pepper sha (guess that's hint enough). This crazy abi obsessive crush of mine started sometime in 2005 when my friend and I made a bet on whom would meet him first.
I don't know if she pursued her own bet but I sure did and Binta Sanni, if you are reading this, you (it) almost ruined my life.
Thank God I grew over it. Lol.
He has 2 lovely boys now and I'm happy he's happy.
Do u have a similar story. Please kindly share

THIS IS TO BOWEN CIT PEEPS I TOLD BOUT PAST QUESTIONS and ANSWERS BEING AVAILABLE HERE

Right now there isn't right now.
But
Just before you close this page, i've created this thread to take care of that. I'll be uploading the ones I have and please feel free to do so if you have any with you. Just snap it and attach to your comment biko.

Tainks

Thursday 29 May 2014

An Average lady's want

Who would you rather wake up next to ladies?
A big boy who does all the girls he knows but gives you a mouth watery monthly allowance of 500k or
An average man who fears God and so cheats only because the spirit is willing but the body is weak( in summary he feels bad about it)
Think wisely ladies before you comment.
Think about what 500k can get you; Braz,   Perovian, Argentain, Puerto Rican bla bla hairs or is it the gucci bags, Versace tops, Guess shoes, Mango gowns....
But also while pondering all those do not forget to include the countless lonely nights of depression and worry whether he's alive or dead, Having to contend with some very annoying mistresses, spending special public hols alone simply cause the boss is on a business trip etc...
As against living an average live with a man that you can 70% of the time call yours. Whom your tears would threaten his peace and stability and so would do anything to make you happy again....
What do you feel ladies?

CIT GIRLS OBVIOUSLY THE FINEST IN KNIGHT SET

I don't need to shout loud. The only question to my topic above is "Am i right or am I right?"
Okay apart from the Fact that your Face of Knight set had to 'undragably' come from this 'can't shout' department (Solly baby doing us proud), she's just one fish from this countless sea of beauties.
Awo eyan me I bring you the top five beauties of. Knight CIT
1. Shola
2. Benedicta
3. Bisi
4. Prieye
5. Shola Cwazie
I could go on and on.
What do you feel?

Girls and Six Packs!!!

My room mate will not let me sleep because of this 'six-packed' dude she just met.
She just keeps going on and on about how being in his arms would feel and I'm like ****rolling my eyes**
When I stylishly asked some guys (my pot bellied friends) on my BBM contact their take on this, They condemned the act (Like My Prezido always condemns Boko Haram Lol) saying "we ladies always go for flashy things at the end of the day when every other girl starts to go after him, we get apprehensive" and bla bla bla. But then my sisters I remember the feeling I always get when I have to pass by 4 guys sitting together simply cause I didn't really get much from my mama and I realise it serves them boys right. Making we 'brief' girls always feel incomplete like God forgot to finish up.
Well, this is dedicated to all lepa girls like me around the world, it's six pack or nada. Lol...
Atleast until Timaya does an Anti-Ukwu song and Wande Coal make a public apology for the line "some have front but they have no back, some have back but they have no front...."
Period.
Lots of love (LOL) y'all

WHAT SHOULD THIS FRIEND OF MINE DO OH

After spending 7 years already, for a 5-year course at the Federal university in Bauchi state of Nigeria due to the incessant (on and off) strikes by ASUU and in house ones too. She finally has a couple of months to go, but just before the joy of resuming after a strike that lasted over 7 months was over, a letter has been sent by the almighty Boko Haram to the said 'school' to inform them of their coming.

Tell me my brethren, what should she do o?
Lectures still holds though but with the student all sleeping and reading with one eyes open.
should she continue in faith that they wont come at least until she's done or leave and have her 7 years go in vain (that is if eventually they don't turn up).

MY COLLEGE BOYFRIEND (LOVE OR LUST?) dedicated to the great KNIGHTS of Bowen University


Great Knights!!! Can't believe it's been 4 years already.
Four years of fervent studies, prayers, dubbing of assignments, devotion, chapel, evening services (even though "many of us" do the stabbing thing sometimes **winks.,) paroling, dinner partying and last but certainly not the end on the list, recently fighting for what some termed "our right", smh (Thank God our GREAT alma mater arose 3 weeks later) LOL.

if you agree with me, a lot of good,  bad, and some ugly stuff has gone down, I for example (permit me to say I, cause it's actually a WE thing) lost someone special to me. A friend, brother, course mate and most of all my instigator for academic excellence, Toba Joshua. I'm just happy knowing God has you now Toba. You live on!!!
 Everyone if asked, would have something to talk about this past four years… But not withstanding the challenges faced. We are Knight, we stand tall. We came, we saw and we've conquered. Yaaaaayyy!!! I am so Proud to be a Knight.
Well enough of the 4 years speech thing, let me go straight to the point. As some of you would have noticed, the title of this article has nothing to do with all I've said so far. So just before someone begins to render  houseless, some innocent micro-organism from his/her gossip membrane, I'll just go ahead and hit the bottle on the head (forgive my razzness pls).

My college Boyfriend is about how many of us had the experience of dating in college (Bowen) and please, to set the records straight I'm talking to the girls, No homos pls. Lol. 
Before I proceed let me quickly state that I am a sucker for long term relationships. I believe it saves a lot of marital issues, you know the saying "Marry your friend" That’s why I love it when I see two people start to build something strong from college.
But unfortunately how many college relationships actually work out to the "aisle" level. I've watched a lot of fairytale-like relationships been born in Bowen and before I'm done applying my mascara, they're gone. Not like I'm some kinda olofofo sha but I'm like why? Why can't we have a four hundy guy do the 'one knee on the floor' thing just before he grads, okay let's say the age thing is a limiting factor, but that doesn’t hinder us from getting a couple of diamond rings glittering on our really nice manicured fingers na (guys I understand it's your pocket money we're talking about like this **hehehe). I met a couple of Bowen guys at munchies the other day and asked if they had found or maybe seen a potential "HER" and the responses I got made me decide to write this article…


I'm not going into the details of what their responses were, If memory serves me correctly, There's been an article on that already. But all I could gather from them was that we girls need to work on ourselves. A lot of girls make the mistake of believing that  by going out of our way to please a guy, we get him to lower his guard for freedom and hookup with us for something serious. But unfortunately, my research has shown me that the reverse is the case with this guys. As we gals are structured to think commitment is safety, guys on the other hand see it as the walls of a prison. Guys love to believe they worked to get you and won, please don’t deprive him of the illusion. Even though you were "Drunk in love" since the very first time you set eyes on him. And so in the words of Sharon Argov in her book "Why men marry Bitches" 'you have to make him chase you until you catch him'. 

If you are interested in reading the concluding part of this article please drop a comment.

Thanks

STABBING OF CHAPEL

Why do many of us (Bowenites) stab the chapel sef?
Can someone please give me an appropriate answer!
Is it that we people just don't just like the things of the lord abi is it because we end up doing the same thing whether we stab or not (dose off during the message)?

Please we all must desist from this attitude as good ambassadors of our great alma mata.

Bowen University Alert!!!

Exams e have come again o.
wish all my fellow KNIGHTERS (I'm a Knight i'm a fighter o) the best in our upcoming exams. May this be our last exams for this first B.Sc of ours.

And to all Bowenites, May we not have a course to credit Bowen account with seventy-five thousand o.


Amen!!!

WHO REALLY IS A VIRGIN?

Please Guys and my ladies out there, help me answer this question. My room mates and I have been arguing. there are two schools of thought here, the first believe a virgin is all about someone who still has her hymen intact even though she might have done all the other do(ables) **winks** with the opposite sex.while the second school of thought where yours truly belongs believe Virginity is a thing of the mind. Cause really i know virgins who can work as sex position expert, this ladies i'm talking about didn't learn by reading o. they either see dirty movies, do the HEAD thing, receive some too, bla bla bla.The first school of thought seem to be winning the argument right now. But my point is does virginity not have to do with morals also. Abi guys would you like to get married to a so called virgin and have your friend tell you (one day) about how good a head giver she was to him in the past.Pardon me to use this example, would our Holy Mother of Christ (Virgin Mary) have been selected if she belonged to the category of virgins the first school of thought are talking about???Food for thought: Anything worth doing at all is worth doing well. Use your brain abeg.Please drop your responses. Thanks